Questions That I Have for the Secret Service, by Jon Friedman

mikehudack, soupsoup, filigree:

1. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let’s say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, “Oh, its just a shoe.”
6. Same question about the second shoe.
7. Do you think this is funny, “Throw a shoe at me once, shame on—you. Throw a shoe—you throw a shoe, you can’t throw a shoe again.
8. Is there not “protection training” for lunatics launching objects?
9. Let’s say there isn’t training for that—but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
10. Where were you?

BONUS QUESTION: Do you think the Iraqis want us there? (Hint: their journalists are throwing their shoes at Bush)

from 23/6, bolding mine

I just forwarded this to a friend in the Secret Service.

Notes

  1. peacegirl reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    heh heh very funny
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    1. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that shoe? 2. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that second shoe? 3. Second...
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  9. rand0mflora reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    I fell over laughing. Hit my head. Ow.
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  12. mattlehrer reblogged this from mikehudack and added:
    mikehudack, soupsoup, filigree:...I just forwarded this to a friend in the Secret Service.
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  14. theejamieleigh reblogged this from thismightsuck and added:
    My favorite is #2. They let that guy get away with 2 shoes! “lets say you weren’t trained…”
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  17. thismightsuck reblogged this from danielleisdizzy and added:
    #7 is my all time favorite. if you never saw the video of bush screwing that up, you won’t get it.
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    excitablehonky:natface:filigree: 1. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that shoe? 2. Shouldn’t you have jumped in...
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