noraleah:

celebzaredum:

Vince is cheating on his ShamWow with some whore named Slap Chop.

Edit: OMG, he really just said “you’re gonna love my nuts”!

Edit #2: How do I know it’s any good if Vince didn’t say it was made in Germany?

There is something freakishly irresistible about Vince.  It’s a test of will to keep from buying absolutely anything he tries to sell me.

I’ve previously posted about Vince Offer also.

Notes

  1. efghijkaytee reblogged this from allisonweiss
  2. gomericuskahn reblogged this from stockssn and added:
    makeing america skinny one bitch slap at a time. as a shamwow purchaser and believer i will soon be acquiring one of...
  3. abteen reblogged this from allisonweiss and added:
    I guess I kind of want this.
  4. samberman reblogged this from allisonweiss
  5. redfive reblogged this from allisonweiss and added:
    ROFL “you’re going to love my nuts.” “check it out. one slap = SALAD!” i love how his name is Vince Offer.
  6. hungryghoast reblogged this from allisonweiss and added:
    “you’re gonna love my nuts” is pretty great But, about 2:30 in he goes “tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini” …...
  7. herestothefuture reblogged this from allisonweiss and added:
    “You’re gonna love my nuts.” …it’s rare that I’m speechless.
  8. pearlsbeforeswine reblogged this from stockssn and added:
    I thought this was a fake when it first aired.
  9. austinscorpio23 reblogged this from noraleah and added:
    I swear to god that microphone is hiding a severe case of bells palsy. noraleah:
  10. victimofcircumstance reblogged this from pauliophonic and added:
    I was saying “Wow!” every time…and now apparently I’ll be “slapping everyday” and “loving his nuts”. Who is this man and...
  11. mikeypizzle reblogged this from pauliophonic and added:
    Let’s not forgot the classic rhyming of ” Tacos, Linguini, Fettucini, Martini, Bikini.”
  12. mattlehrer reblogged this from noraleah and added:
    I’ve previously posted about Vince Offer also.