What kinda bullcrap is this AJC?
Current poll numbers have Elmo winning. Parents, I know Elmo is obnoxious, but you didn’t have to buy your kids that stupid laughing doll.
I don’t think that’s it. Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Kermit and Oscar the Grouch are all original characters from 1969. The Count (1972) and Grover (1972) were introduced shortly after. Elmo didn’t become Elmo until 1985. That (plus the fact that Oscar is a grouch) pretty much exactly explains the survey results (below). [Yes, this is Sesame Street day.]

The cookie monster. That fat ass has been eating all my warm delights. They aint even cookies. Or miss piggy because...
Cookie Monster, The Count, Grover, and Kermit are the best. Oh wait throw Oscar on that list as well. The rest are okay...
Can we get rid of Zoe? Abi Kadabi?
This just makes me want to cry. THEY’RE ALL SO IMPORTANT. I mean, grover is SUUPPER grover, Elmo is too adorable,...
If Bert and Earnie were fired I’d be so sad. Not that I’ve seen Sesame Street since I was like 4, I didn’t even know it...
Why are Bert and Ernie one person? Can we just get rid of one? Oh and Kermit, well that guy isn’t on Sesame Street,...
i say grover. he gets the show the least publicity out of them all
I love Elmo. I think The Count should go.
I also just assumed Grover would be the best to go because of Elmo. Elmo is like the cute, 3 month old puppy you hug...
None! Elmo is not my favorite, but he’s still a sweetie. My mom used to talk like Grover to my sister and me. Of course,...
Elmo. That fucker has to go.
alilbit:iammattjordan:antikris:sarahchristine: I’d have...about this one. Thnx now
Dude, Oscar the Grouch rocks my socks! He’s my favorite color of puke green, and his sarcasm still makes me giggle. I...
I think Kermit the Frog is secretly Ben Folds. Have you heard his song The Luckiest? lawl…
I say Big Bird… but according to this poll, people want to lay off Elmo/The Count. Well fuck you guys, the Count is win....
fuck. that. Grover is the only sardonic funny one of the bunch. He’s slapstick, he’s completely invested in his comedy,...
mean, if you wanna get logical about it then vote off...because his name sounds like Cunt....
I vote for The Count since he...the only one that gives my kids a little scare....
don’t think that’s it. Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Kermit and Oscar the Grouch are all original characters...
I’m going to make a hard decision here: Grover. Get rid of him. Secondly,...say it because...
Statler and Waldorf disapprove of this poll.
Oscar the Grouch lives in a fucking trashcan, he cant be that much to afford. Plus Al Sharpton would just claim he was...